Day 31: Porno

Nothing hotter than

Two good-looking girls tender kissing

[details] [comments] [more from user].

A plethora of dirty dykes trying out a/

Fuck machine.

Get to grips with

Fairer sex,

Full-length and free.

Have you always wanted to purchase

Video-surveillance for your office?

Keep it coming – give me everything you’ve got –

I like the way you make me/

Keep harvesting [cucumbers] to keep the crop coming.

A tender, warm-season vegetable that produces well

When given proper care/

Yet it [the cucumber]

Is a fruit/ it contains the seeds to reproduce.

[A green fingered pensioner was shocked

When he discovered an ugly cucumber

He’d grown in his greenhouse had blossomed into/

A beautiful swan].

After three months of plastic surgery

This [ugly duckling] will be beautiful/

Filled with silicone.

Breast implants for [ugly duckling].

Problems associated with them:

Disease, deformed breasts [photos],

Implants after removal [photos],

Toxic chemicals/ Silicone Holocaust.

Be hard pressed to push/

Moral equivalence.

How to make

Perfect hard boiled eggs:

Chat, cookware, coupons and more.

Soldiers to dip into/

Yellow goo frequently.

I have the perfect soldier-cutter

[In the United Kingdom].

Now hear this, recruit!

From this day forward you will place your

Beloved eggs in this neat little egg holder

[comprising three sword-wielding knights]

And plunge your [soldiers] deep into me

Isn’t it a pain cutting up the bready little blighters?

Too fat, too thin, wonky lines/

I know when one is lurking,

I get a deep itching sensation inside my/

egg.

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